Accountant Cracker Jokes!

Written by Director Huw Moseley
It’s fair to say – accounting cracker jokes are the actual worst…

  • There are 3 types of accountant.
    Those who count and those who can’t.
  • What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
  • Why was the accountant in rehab?
    Solvency abuse.
  • What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance?
    A late night.
  • Where do homeless accountants live?
    In a tax shelter.
  • What did the accountant say when he retired?
    Goodbye accrual world.
  • Why do accountants make good lovers?
    They’re great with figures.
  • Why did Santa get in trouble with the tax man?
    He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment.
  • Where do elves hedge their bets?
    On the stocking exchange.

And my personal favourite bad cracker joke…

  • How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
    Net Present Value.

Enjoy folks! And to our many clients, partners and suppliers – thank you for a fantastic 2018 – we look forward to seeing you in the New Year!


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