24 Dec Accountant Cracker Jokes!

Written by Director Huw Moseley
It’s fair to say – accounting cracker jokes are the actual worst…

• There are 3 types of accountant.
  Those who count and those who can’t.
• What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
  Lost!
• Why was the accountant in rehab?
  Solvency abuse.
• What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance?
  A late night.
• Where do homeless accountants live?
  In a tax shelter.
• What did the accountant say when he retired?
  Goodbye accrual world.
• Why do accountants make good lovers?
  They’re great with figures.
• Why did Santa get in trouble with the tax man?
  He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment.
• Where do elves hedge their bets?
  On the stocking exchange.

And my personal favourite bad cracker joke…

• How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
  Net Present Value.

Enjoy folks! And to our many clients, partners and suppliers – thank you for a fantastic 2018 – we look forward to seeing you in the New Year!