
24 Dec Accountant Cracker Jokes!
Posted at 08:30h
in Accounting
Written by Director Huw Moseley
It’s fair to say – accounting cracker jokes are the actual worst…
- There are 3 types of accountant.
Those who count and those who can’t. - What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost! - Why was the accountant in rehab?
Solvency abuse. - What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance?
A late night. - Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter. - What did the accountant say when he retired?
Goodbye accrual world. - Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures. - Why did Santa get in trouble with the tax man?
He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment. - Where do elves hedge their bets?
On the stocking exchange.
And my personal favourite bad cracker joke…
- How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
Enjoy folks! And to our many clients, partners and suppliers – thank you for a fantastic 2018 – we look forward to seeing you in the New Year!
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